Battles RSIII vs closed
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- He’s sitting down clacking the wood against the polished grain
- No brains, degrees or approval now isn’t that a shame
- Find out who you are by dividing 15 credit hours
- Sour taste, steady pace, mama knows I’m happy to the 5th power
- Daddy smiles looking at the color of all my tassels
- 1 mile up at a bucks with a Mac in a bookless satchel
- Younger siblings acknowledge that I’m the first off the block,
- Knock on the door, ask about college, give advice on how not to talk
- Eyes watered down from Visine and opened with Vyvanse
- Keen on the green as escapism from the 8 hour psytrance
- Purple lean mixed with crushed-up amphetamine
- As it seems OxyContin and clean cuisine
- Hide the scene from hearing all your screams
- Colors of the rainbow decorated with T-R.e.X bottles
- Prehistoric conception of in-depth introspection role-models
- Climb the corporate ladder until you’ve found the top
- Fall off? Your fault, hope you remember how to mop
- I’m talking 4.0 seconds an hour
- Even a 3.5 should somehow manage to silence the doubters
- Read a book and retain, but never remember the power
- That you gained on your own cause we all know knowledge can devour
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Yo, still like Disney huh
- Go back to Kindergarten or Nursery
- You retard, I bet you still have baby toys to play with all day
- Do a rap battle with a Mickey Mouse doll, a mother fucking retard like you should not be rapping yo
- You should be in a loony asylum
- Retard, I hate when people blind rap too
- It's like you have something to hide, you only want to reveal it when someone is battling with you
- Your mamas so fat that when she farts, it destroys the whole human race, including her
- Wipe off animal fur and cause a earthquake
- The earth to shake
- Ha, I'm dying with laughter
- I ain't laughing with you, I'm laughing at you
- You are a big baby, go cry for ya mammy
- Let her feed you and change you, ha
- I only like the more adult Disneys, like the new Star Wars and other ones
- Shoot ya down dead with a thousand of AK guns
- Get pissed badly with only 1 glass of rum