Battles vs Mukrat
RULES
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- So you think you rap good
- Hell no
- You're just a mushy old mash
- A sloppy joe
- You're so bad at rapping
- People think you have no voice
- Do something in your life
- It's your choice
- You're going down
- And for help you'll yell
- Cuz when I spit these lyrics
- Ur going' to hell
- And you so stupid
- Yo think the dump is a hotel
- You smell awful
- Worse than garbage itself
- Every day you're a dork
- You dress up like an elf
- I'm gonna keep your bad lyrics on my shelf
- Of the worst things ever created
- And stuff that everybody has hated
- You're really dumb
- Your brain's a plum
- Your life sucks
- Your only friends are rubber ducks
- Good luck
- Swimming through all the muck
- In your life
- You can't even hold a knife
- Cause then you'll get what you need
- From your stupid life you'll be freed
- If you're life was at all good
- You could
- Be considered a human being
- While your leaning at the edge of being shunned
- You're a piece of crap and I'm a diamond
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Bro you stink, worse of a reek than a diseased rat
- trapped in a grease vat for six weeks
- But it's you whose got a buck toothed face
- Could use two tubs of tooth paste
- Don't you ever brush your teeth
- I haven't seen such a scummy thing
- plugging up the pee trap underneath the kitchen sink
- You're the troll who lives under the bridge
- all you eat is the mold in the fridge
- plus cricket eggs and millipede legs
- You get cold soars from puckering whores
- Can't thrive in blind dates when they have no eyes to rate
- Just an image of you will draw flies
- You friends all abort you when you have hard times
- Neither parent wants you if they had a divorce
- When people came over you had to sit on the porch
- You're ugly and dumb and wanted by no one
- Go suck on your thumb in range of an explosion