CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Ladies and gentleman, for this battle I'm welcoming my opponent
• He's probably an adolescent rodent just living in the moment
• He's in this battle thinkin he's gonna own it but he's not much of a poet
• He might not show it but deep down thinking he's Edgar Allen Poe in it
• This rap isn't about me and my rhymes or me and my time
• It's all about this wannabe and his lines that are constantly UNDERMINEd
• Now I will admit that he isn't that bad, I mean, he has a rappad
• If this person was any worse, they'd be spittin' racial slurs in reverse
• Likely forgot to rehearse for this battle so they gonna get rattled
• So I slap you into a saddle, teach you that it's wrong to byte apples
• I could slap the cattle by the asshole and my hands will still be cleana
• This is a random blind battle so I guess we're both like John Cena
• But I'm meana, My weed is greena, and you're a little wiener
• Your shit's so tiny I beat you by a meter. Yo girl, I wanna meter
• Say she's a cheerleader, I'm star quarterback, While youza Walmart greeter
• She says you're a pain in her ass, and Snoozy's here to pain reliever