Battles Kojau vs PirateLady
RULES
Bring the heat, bring some good lyrics, let's have a fun battle
Max of 25 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- For someone who claims to swim in deep waters all the time, your lyrics have no Johnny Deppth
- For someone who claims to be a PirateLady, your shades are your only wealth
- So you should treasure your wins, adjust your sails, and re-direct
- Its funny how someone who only steals mp3s still thinks she's a real pirate
- See I'm driving this rap battle, you're more like a spare tyre
- The only gun our Pirate over here can handle is a hairdryer
- This battle will end so fast you'll be seeing double, twin
- You've lost, put two and two together like your double chin
- Hope that last win didn't have you going loony, cuz you bout to lose it, yer lass
- See she was getting all the booty, had to come out for her ass
- I came, I saw, I conquered, now it's not even fair
- But see I gave her a chance, guess she didn't prepare
- She made herself this easy to be killed, and I thank her
- Your pirate Queen, RapPad, bilged on her anchor
- Once you get a good taste of losing, maybe you could show the Man how
- There's only one way she knows how to BLOW the man down.
- Thought she was the bomb, she just got defused
- Oh, you're a RapPad girl, I should've brought tissues
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I’m a wordsmith, author, poet, English Major,
- You are a self-made man, and you worship your creator.
- I’ve never seen you use a word that might send one to the dictionary,
- But as your literary adversary, my vocabulary’s legendary.
- You think you have what it takes to make me shake,
- But your IQ doesn’t even make a respectable earthquake.
- Just in case this thought escaped your purview:
- The most insulting thing I can do is quote you.
- Your lines are primitive, feeble-minded, and myopic,
- Your rhymes are so muddy, they’re toxic, turning septic.
- Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory,
- Lamentably, you life is just a mockery, a perjury, a forgery.
- You are living proof that evolution can go in reverse,
- So take this terse verse as a curse and disperse
- Before it gets worse and you go home in a hearse.