CHALLENGER'S RAP

• The moment you challenged me was a fatal mistake
• Crush your skull like a grape
• Then flip you like a pancake
• Your rap was as flat as a crepe
• I'll hit you 8 times like Jon and Kate
• Leave your arms tied with rope and mouth closed with duct tape
• Uppercut you so hard your head went to outer space
• While your body on the ground
• Walking around without your ugly face
• Not making a peep or sound
• Leave you in a body cast in the hospital
• Doctors say recovery is impossible
• Blood leaking from your head
• It's a miracle your not dead
• Break you like glass
• Raps dope like Puff Puff Pass
• Your never picked for a track like the nerdy kid whose always picked last
• I Take drugs and skip class
• Then bully kids with wet willies and steal their lunch money and throw it in the trash
• Cause what I really wanted was their suffering
• Money is nothing
• I just want to watch kids cry
• Screaming I want to die but they never try
• Because their scared
• Heart as cold as a polar bear
• Throw you down a flight of stair
• Don't leave a single living thing spared
• Cause I simply don't care life is unfair
• Spark fires like flint to stone
• Make you history like Flintstones
• Rip your organs through your teeth
• You'll have to use sign language cuz nobody will understand you when you speak
• Lick the blood of my hands like I just ate Doritos
• So wild go skydiving with nipple clamps and a speedo
• Neat-o
• Your rap was as cheesy as a bag of Cheetos
• Nice name Snoozy your raps made me snooze
• Put you on fire then throw you in a tub of booze
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