DEFENDER'S RAP

• hey little kids its story time please get out your book
• were gonna read a story about a barber and a cook
• the cook loved the barber but he didnt love her
• he really loved a man built up strong with fur
• she always tried to get at him every chance she had
• one nite when she went to his house he was fuckin his dad
• she left in tears she couldnt believe her ears and eyes that she wanted to date a queer
• she went and told her peers while tellin she fell in love with alot of guys who loves lickin rear
• they all laughed at her sayin it will be okay we can fix your day
• she said its not like every day you wanna have sex with a guy and he turns out gay
• they were like yeah you might be right just leave him in the light
• she hoped they wouldnt get into a fight about lovin a gay white
• thats all kids how did you like the story did it make your day
• no hate teacher but i loved the story alot now i wanna date a gay