Battles PirateLady vs Snoozy
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Blasting past you, I forecast
- people will vote for me en masse.
- I'm unsurpassed.
- Challenge me? I'll defeat your sorry ass.
- I'm steadfast, build to last,
- I'm a pirate lass with a whole lot of sass.
- Avast! Tie you to the mizzenmast,
- Your eyes downcast, you feeling harassed?
- You've been outclassed,
- Bypassed,
- Teargassed,
- I'll lambaste you back to class.
- Will you fail or will you pass?
- Wriggling under pressure like a wrasse,
- I don't need my spyglass
- to see you're subclass,
- just a crass jackass,
- who cannot see the truth, alas.
- I guess I'll have to broadcast
- your failure, til you're aghast.
- You see, the contrast
- between us two is so vast
- you cannot understand your caste,
- so just give up, since I'll outlast.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Now I have to grin because I know before this battle begins
- Votes are starting off three to zero like it always happens
- You and your fam are not cheating, but you all are fucking weaklings
- Seeking the votes for these shitty disses you wrote, you can't handle a beating
- Now I bring the heat and, I will admit I'm not from the streets man
- It's not a secret, from small town P A, rhyming over beats bitch
- You're a hethen with reason, never teasin', just seepin' semen
- Pirate is undefeated, unlike her pussy which is always beaten
- You misspoke when you awoke this bloke by trying to provoke his quote
- My spirit is dope, you haven't a bit of hope, Snoozy sinks boats
- I hope you choke on them lyrics you wrote just like you would my chode
- Do you deserve my presence? Nope, I'll be double-fisting the air once I win this vote ;)
- Now it's time to put the pedal down, I am from a rebel town
- In the north rockin that metal sound, and we never settle down
- My crew is constantly stomping clowns down and we don't fuck around
- Know that we're commonly dropping rounds in clowns that bounce on our battlegrounds
- So who's the baddest now? I'll make you sit quick like we're having a picnic
- Get off my dick bitch, I got them rhythmic linguistics you wanna mimic
- Got them lyrics that put you in a panic, got you so sayin damn it
- When the candle's lit, you can't handle it, I'll carve six six six like I'm on that satanic shit.