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Bring the heat Missed your challenge to a battle, but I''d already written it, so I couldn't put it to waste
Max of 42 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
This battle ended in a tie.
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Battle on August 25 2016
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Schirophrene, or schizofrantic
- I hate to put you in some panic
- I'll be running circles round you, so much, you'll be seeing lights
- Losing will break your heart, so like Kanye, you'll be singing 'Street Lights'
- Allow me to introduce myself to you, I happen to have forgotten
- Its K to the U, I'm the Batman to ya Robin
- You rapping like ape poo, sadly I can tell you do that often
- I guess one apple named Schizophrene makes the whole bag rotten
- I tried to teach you to be a better rapper
- I gave the whole speech too, but I see I'm still the better rapper
- But when I put you on the stand, little man, little rapper
- Something real good, real great, better happen
- No need to go all out on you, i just half-assed it
- I couldn't tell you a worse rapper than Schizophrene, if you asked me
- You sleeping with the wolf, guess that makes you a black sheep
- They call me "Dog Trainer", guess what I'mma do to your bad bitch
- I hope you brought some tissues, this might be..well, savage
- You'll go down in flames, I'll go down in history, call me well-established
- Speaking of medieval, I'mma kick you off that carriage
- I'll Ba Sing Se no entry, kick your shit off the bridge, you'll be like "Not my cabbage!"
- Here we have your pretender, the rookie
- I'll KYLO RENder him Solo, like the Wookie
- I'll deny your entire group o, like Lucious tuh Cookie
- Then I'll fry you up straight, put you in check like Boogey
- You're the best thing that ever happened tuh silence
- My verses so sick, they gon have to call sirens
- My verses so sick, have your girl like a hydrant
- see what happens when you put a cub in the ring with a Lyon
- You couldn't stay a winner, you couldn't even stay sane
- You couldn't change the topic, how would you even change the game?
- The people wanna know, Schiz can you bring the fire back?
- Got more heat in this one line than his entire track.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Let me show you what a real killer is, lyricist
- Every syllable laced with wing chun ninja shit
- Give up little bitch try picking up the syllabus
- And try to learn some shit before you come dissing us,
- All six of us in the one brain, crowded it's unsafe
- For a battler like you to get exposed you're mundane
- Couldn't son another rapper in a month of sundays
- Blind battling batman, feeling baffled yet cupcake?
- I'll hide while you're loading bars and fuck with your upgrade
- You suck too much to be just fake, must've stayed up late
- Working on sucking, like how your mother got first grade
- How many lines did you write, mate? getting me irate
- Wasting these rhymes on a guy blind battling mindgames
- I'll keep writing regardless but you are clearly retarded
- With every beat of my heart I get less likely to pardon
- Your half-arsed attempts at being hard like you're harlem
- I hardly regard you as worth these strokes on my keyboard
- You're getting me real bored
- haven't even seen your shit yet and I deep snored
- Like you're so generic even the thought of you needs more
- I'm a demon in geek form in need of release from
- The monotony these eejits keep on leaving me to go beast on