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Bring the heat Missed your challenge to a battle, but I''d already written it, so I couldn't put it to waste

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

This battle ended in a tie.

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Battle on August 25 2016

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Schirophrene, or schizofrantic
  • I hate to put you in some panic
  • I'll be running circles round you, so much, you'll be seeing lights
  • Losing will break your heart, so like Kanye, you'll be singing 'Street Lights'
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  • Allow me to introduce myself to you, I happen to have forgotten
  • Its K to the U, I'm the Batman to ya Robin
  • You rapping like ape poo, sadly I can tell you do that often
  • I guess one apple named Schizophrene makes the whole bag rotten
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  • I tried to teach you to be a better rapper
  • I gave the whole speech too, but I see I'm still the better rapper
  • But when I put you on the stand, little man, little rapper
  • Something real good, real great, better happen
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  • No need to go all out on you, i just half-assed it
  • I couldn't tell you a worse rapper than Schizophrene, if you asked me
  • You sleeping with the wolf, guess that makes you a black sheep
  • They call me "Dog Trainer", guess what I'mma do to your bad bitch
  • I hope you brought some tissues, this might be..well, savage
  • You'll go down in flames, I'll go down in history, call me well-established
  • Speaking of medieval, I'mma kick you off that carriage
  • I'll Ba Sing Se no entry, kick your shit off the bridge, you'll be like "Not my cabbage!"
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  • Here we have your pretender, the rookie
  • I'll KYLO RENder him Solo, like the Wookie
  • I'll deny your entire group o, like Lucious tuh Cookie
  • Then I'll fry you up straight, put you in check like Boogey
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  • You're the best thing that ever happened tuh silence
  • My verses so sick, they gon have to call sirens
  • My verses so sick, have your girl like a hydrant
  • see what happens when you put a cub in the ring with a Lyon
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  • You couldn't stay a winner, you couldn't even stay sane
  • You couldn't change the topic, how would you even change the game?
  • The people wanna know, Schiz can you bring the fire back?
  • Got more heat in this one line than his entire track.

DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • Let me show you what a real killer is, lyricist
  • Every syllable laced with wing chun ninja shit
  • Give up little bitch try picking up the syllabus
  • And try to learn some shit before you come dissing us,
  • All six of us in the one brain, crowded it's unsafe
  • For a battler like you to get exposed you're mundane
  • Couldn't son another rapper in a month of sundays
  • Blind battling batman, feeling baffled yet cupcake?
  • I'll hide while you're loading bars and fuck with your upgrade
  • You suck too much to be just fake, must've stayed up late
  • Working on sucking, like how your mother got first grade
  • How many lines did you write, mate? getting me irate
  • Wasting these rhymes on a guy blind battling mindgames
  • I'll keep writing regardless but you are clearly retarded
  • With every beat of my heart I get less likely to pardon
  • Your half-arsed attempts at being hard like you're harlem
  • I hardly regard you as worth these strokes on my keyboard
  • You're getting me real bored
  • haven't even seen your shit yet and I deep snored
  • Like you're so generic even the thought of you needs more
  • I'm a demon in geek form in need of release from
  • The monotony these eejits keep on leaving me to go beast on

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