Battles Fumigator vs Fafnir
RULES
Just so you know, all the references are to your previous battle. I was gonna respond, but someone beat me to it.
Max of 30 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Yo, if anything, at least I ain't a hypocrite
- You gonna set a 90 second limit stick with it
- Yet you say you take over four minutes
- Eight minutes: this battle, you ain't gonna win it
- You say you got a monopoly
- The only thing you possess is all the cock you see
- It's clear that what you write's no apology
- Because its more retarded than astrology
- I might be playing Jenga, but it's with your chick
- Place my shit on top of hers, she takes a lick
- I don't have swagger, I have swag
- You use the vocab of an old hag
- You're like a fucking tattoo that I wanna remove
- You stick around till your an old bat, dude
- The only game you play is nude twister
- With gays, enough to shock a rude listener
- I'M the one that breaks physics cuz my rhymes are too phat
- You dumb: I hear the name Fafnir and I'll like "who's that?"
- I can't see you cuz you're insignificant
- I can't hear your voice, no matter how hard I'm listening
- I'm taking what you wrote and I'm dissing it
- The only suicide happening is your own
- Because let's face it you got Al Caponed
- I'm evading your disses like taxes and kill you, no trace
- But before I do, I torture you, fuck up yo face
- You the basic contender, I'M basically better
- I'm a big boy and you a bed wetter
- No one you'd call sicker, my rhymes are like malt liquor
- If you get challenged and drink too much, you couldn't fall quicker
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Call me anything but don't call me a hypocrite
- Took me 8 minutes to type it but only 90 seconds to spit
- Al Caponed? You stole that shit from ERB
- So *cluck*cluck*cluck* tell me how much cock you see?
- Like Slim Shady, no apologies
- I'm working hard repping for the Dragons tell me who you be?
- Fumigator? Fuel the haters
- Eat you like an alligator
- I get you're dissing me, it's a battle rap ain't that why you're here?
- But you just spit and typed and didn't take a second to hear
- I'm an old hag? I'm a fifteen year G
- Spittin' since the day I got spit out that pussy
- Fafnir? Who's that? Don't worry I'm used to that
- 'Fafnir! Fuck yeah! Got ya girl up in the back!'
- I could respond with that or I could just walk away
- beat yo ass on the track, back to the party.