Battles  TyKoonMusic vs

RULES

Honestly just have a little fun! Doesn't have to be super serious, just rhyme and enjoy yourself!

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Mmm, yeah, Alright, Here we go.
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  • One false start and I'm falling behind,
  • Hit the ground re-running because there's no rewind.
  • And I'm not talking old classics like the Fresh Prince or Bill Cosby.
  • I'm speaking about getting lyrically upfront with no plagiarism or cop-e.
  • Because you take three steps you're stuck in your future place.
  • There's no cut, paste, or even erase. You're words are written in the stone.
  • Crisp like how Moses engraved down the Ten Commandments from God's heavenly Gold throne,
  • In this reality it's to see how much your vocabulary has grown.
  • Because you can -
  • Spit a verb with a rhyme and learn a pronoun in due time,
  • But if you can't flow, that's a big no-no, don't rap slow and find your mojo..
  • Yeah Baby, get fresh on the beat.
  • I'll be your Mysterious Man of Mystery if you slide your hand up this seat.
  • Oh whoops, I think that got a little PG-13 rated.
  • I think every over weight teen on this rapping site got a heart attack and their pupils dilated.
  • Pssh, now look at what I've created.
  • It's an open invitation, formal type of celebration to give out free handies of deliberation.
  • It's just asking for a flame war.
  • That's okay little sweet whore, this website is full of tiny chodes galore.
  • You can suck your fill and take some dessert to go in a little Happy Meal.
  • Oh bother, I've said so much blasphemy I must go confess to Heavenly Father.
  • Even Christopher Robin wouldn't imagine my sick scenario -
  • Eating your chick out on her period with Moulin Rouge blasting on my stereo.
  • Yuck, ew. Now I've even grossed myself out -
  • So please, write to back to me. Give your lyrically hard on a chance to sprout.

DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • I see you dropped the ball, gravity naturally, watch it fall,
  • the only entertainment you squall is now mercilessly null,
  • pill, i hope you swallow it whole, down your throat it rolls,
  • hope you choke on it till your spine elastically folds, nil
  • you become dramatically cold, mold a statue, now behold!
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  • I present you an example of an 'ass hole'... Now it's foretold 'n' spoke
  • that this ass hole, has a chode... Little do we know, it's actually a toad.
  • Rebbit rebbit, hops on each pellet, the johnny in his wallet couldn't fit it,
  • Rebbit rebbit, considers it a relic, but bitches defiantly think it's pathetic.
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  • Chodemon! is a new discovered Pokemon, awoken when the oceans drawn,
  • now remember boys and girls... I could be wrong.... but... 'dingdong'
  • i'm never fucking wrong! And from now on, think of me when i'm gone.
  • I could make it a your slogan, of which your known-from, so remember this song.

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