Battles Real_Deal vs Mukrat
RULES
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- First off, you're the worst off battling me/
- Hoe my pen game is sharper than an animal's teeth/
- And my flow is hotter than all the sand on the beach/
- So these punchlines will make it hard to stand on your feet/
- Last night your girl friend was rubbin' all on my stomach/
- I smacked her ass three times right before I humped it/
- That's just for good luck to ensure a good fuck,
- thank me later for airing out one of your bum chicks/
- You dumb shit, I heard you like dumb shit/
- No really, I heard you eat shit like a dumb bitch//
- You're too broke so you take dumps in your lunch kit/
- And meanwhile I'm eatin' your only chick for lunch bitch/
- Spit at me and you'll leave needing help/
- I'll paralyze your ass and then knee below the belt/
- Wanna know what your legs and bars will have in common?,
- Now both are too weak to stand up for themselves/
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Soap suds bubble at the bottom of your work
- All atop of an honorary podium devoted to the worst
- The highest regards of washed up
- You hunch over, a lusterless arch
- both starving and parched
- with an awful taste in your mouth
- as you cough blood
- Dying to harness that gift of the cunning
- to you still untouched
- that stunning garnet called validation
- But this talent isn't raised without patience
- Your thoughts are corralled and stationed
- Sick off the stench of your own creations
- Your words only deserve to sit
- in their proper placement
- Gone from locked in a basement
- to the cursed towers, perched where the planes hit