Battles  ATigress vs Mukrat

RULES

Minimal cursing, no crude references. Just tell me why you think I'm not better than you.

Max of 25 lines

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • I got a message for ya
  • You better tell your Grandma
  • This ain't no little ditty
  • It'll knock you silly
  • You've got no class
  • Just stupid sass
  • Nothing like what I've got
  • Your booty's flat
  • Got no mass
  • Does this come as a shock?
  • I'm just letting you know you better step up your game
  • Because your short little legs can't get on my plane
  • This is my playing field
  • I own this shit
  • Since when did you think you owned it?
  • I'm like a gold bar
  • And you're like a downtown bar
  • Filled with nothing good
  • Just like your old hood
  • I'm the queen of this castle
  • Fighting me's not worth the hassle
  • I've got plenty of game
  • You think you can beat me? Insane!
  • Take a step back and rethink this, aight?
  • Because if you try and fight me you'll end up in a plight

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • You're gonna spew out
  • every tooth in your mouth
  • and futilely cower by high noon
  • when we're dukeing it out
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  • Quick draw and slick spitting
  • With superior vowels
  • A written pistol in palm scripted
  • to sour your interior bowels
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  • You slithering worm
  • leaving behind a trail
  • of gimmicky slime
  • Your failed withering words
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  • You stumbled across
  • a slumbering giant
  • shutter as you've fumbled a triumph
  • be left to mumble your lies
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  • Into your slow subtle demise
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