Battles   vs RoslanSkeet

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New recording fucked up, file went corrupt, sorry about that. I'm using the shittier take with flaws and stutters. Fuck me.

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

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  • You a white ass rapper. Flow tight, but he very pale.
  • Rap battle is fiction. But there'snowhites in this fairytale
  • You may have been a champ But rappad isn't what it used to be
  • you could diss my mother stupidly, some shouting, maybe use a beat,
  • and ramble on so foolishly and maybe I would lose the streak
  • But Samuel came with tombs, you see, for Wumbo and this loser, Skeet.
  • cause if you're floating From the top then that motherfucking noose is me
  • See imma put you in the ground cause I'm violent with the pen
  • See he don't like the cemetery, but he'll be dying to get in
  • Nonce, ass, donce, rat, rubber-ducky cuntflap
  • Only time you'll get applause is when the motherfucking gun claps
  • Here it comes. 'he's an ethiopian dude' My name was Sophie so I guess I got fallopian tubes
  • But I Did some image searching. Guys did you know he's a jew?
  • Frail boned, pale toned, and this homie is cool?!
  • See, well, I did a more advanced search of Roslanskeet
  • Was surprised when everybody saying 'don't sam, please'
  • Then I saw this scrawny white kid looking so damn weak
  • With the bones through his clothes, he got no damn meat!
  • This took me an hour. It took him ten days to force it
  • Now he knows he's fallen off. Like that MJ performance.
  • You were killling for a moment but your craft is so diminished
  • Ain't even at my fullest and this battles over, finished.
  • Ain't even gotta record. I could have this hoe with writtens
  • Ain't nobody want you here, you're the pad's Jehova's witness.
  • He doesn't even battle! This man writes songs, see
  • Thinking that a poorly written track might punch me?
  • Only stopped writing cause his rap life flonked,
  • watch this ass get played by a black like donkey
  • All you do is spit foul ass shit, imma roundhouse kick any loudmouth prick
  • Shots to your head like winehouse did,
  • Head separate from the torso like the soundcloud pics.
  • Fucking asshole. See if he's chatty when the mac booms.
  • I'll take this dirtbag out like I'm emptying a vacuum.
  • I got it on me, rossy. I'm about to pop it here,
  • and rossy I'm a puppeteer and you're the only puppet here
  • So I'll rebuttal any motherfucking track you'e farted
  • and place tecs on your chest like a tattoo artist
  • Computer screen shields, all of a sudden seems he smacks fools
  • PIXELATED DISTANCE SO HE AIN'T AFRAID TO BLAST YOU?
  • Difference is that I don't need a motherfucking track to.
  • When it all comes down, I know he just a small dude,
  • How you gonna act tough when you're signing up for law school?!
  • how you gonna be a lawyer when your lines consistof 'Suck this'
  • I guess he is already kind of used to lying to the judges
  • You've been caught out. Ros you a liar man it's open,
  • Caught lying on the Web like a spiderman opponent
  • See, in reality, Ros is just the gentlest of folks,
  • Any rumours of this white being a rebel is a hoaxYou're an in-denial Stan, saying Eminem's a joke,
  • a teeny tween. bullimic fiend, sticking feathers down his throat.
  • You could admit but instead of that, pretends that the best at rap,
  • See you were killing for a week,Infact, maybe less than that,
  • See Rossy saw his rep was whack Then Rossy went and left the pad.
  • Topped the charts for a second. Is Rossy just Rebecca Black...?
  • See, I pretended to be whack. Now the fucker's trapped see
  • I take shots for the cheese. I pop a rat, see
  • I'll admit, you were good once but you about to see your rep end.
  • Backed to the corner, guess the legend at the ledge end
  • I'm newish so listen.I just don't get the hype man, this fool's shit at spitting
  • Like 'here's another track that he's foolishly spit on'
  • I'm severing this dick like a jewish tradition.
  • I couldn't refrain from mentioning the last part of your name cause
  • like, it ain't hard to frame ya.hits like chronic masturbater'
  • but how's this for a little dose of flavour
  • I'mma rob this dick online,Skeet, I'll e-jack you later

DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • You been talking shit where everybody can see it,
  • So now we gotta problem that needs to be solved between us,
  • And I know your feeling salty and need to resolve your grievances,
  • But imma give you one chance where we can agree to leave it,
  • Cause the more people involved, the worse it'll end up being,
  • When everybody is laughing at how badly you got beaten,
  • You shouldn't have to go through that, there really isn't a reason,
  • So we can just call it even as long as you pledge allegiance,
  • And solemnly swear to Jesus to keep riding my penis,
  • You chicken shit sissy bitch, suck a dick motherfucker eat it,
  • I said let's call a truce and I'll bet your dumb ass believed it,
  • But the truth is I won't quit til this pig-nosed faggot quits breathing.
  • You went from Sophie to Sam and you STILL got no balls for beefing,
  • Three years in this mother fucker, I'm basically undefeated,
  • You ain't no Apollyon, fuck off wannabe beat it,
  • Unless you wanna be beaten till life inside of you ceases.
  • See what happens is, parents quit slapping kids,
  • And then they get lippy with me like this little faggot is,
  • So now it's all on me to go to and show em who daddy is,
  • Gotta get my belt, some beer and a pack of cigs.
  • Honestly you gotta be a fool to be fronting,
  • Because you couldn't kill a mic if you had jewels to be running,
  • Tell us the truth Sammy boy, what is you stupid or something?
  • You been fucking with Skeet dumbass you knew what was coming.
  • Next time you wanna battle you better find the right beat,
  • That’s the way to beef and get a piece of this white meat.
  • I don’t understand why this pussy would fight me,
  • I’ll turn this into fight night with a right to his psyche.
  • Imma make you eat your feelings with a burger and French fries,
  • A shake from McDonald's, you know you gon get the big size,
  • You ain't a virgin by choice you cunt that's a big lie,
  • You can't get laid because you’re still fat on the inside.

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