Battles Funnyfkboi vs Real_Deal
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'm back after taking a slight break
- I'm too much for you to handle, you lame-ass fake
- I've heard you can't pay bills with raps
- Wanna go and tell Eminem the same
- Or maybe Tech, and tell them about their fame
- That's what I thought, so don't tell me shit about money
- You're not worth my fucking time, dear honey
- It's simple to crush you with cold bomb lines,
- Won't be that long until you sing like wind chimes
- But it's good to be here, and even greater to be back
- After this you won't be much for me, but to SnakeBite you'll be a snack
- So dear sister, take this fake and fuck 'em,
- Teach them a lesson and throw 'em
- Up in the air, to blow them to bits,
- You'll be about as ignored as Taylor Swift's tits.
- Someone hurry call this bitch a doctor its urgent
- Before shes left to die a virgin
- Only fucked by the battles lost
- Don't worry about the cost,
- I've got it covered like Black Mask and his alter ego
- You're just a waste of time you fucking freak-show
- This bitch is about as useless as Harley Quinn,
- And I'll become the 8th deadly sin.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I don't always diss, but when I do, it's disrespectful as ever/
- I'm not always rapping, but when I am I ensure that every line's clever/
- So I'm taking shots and I'm high as hell/
- Take some notes and might you excel/
- I know this kid is full of hot air, 1 shot connects your ass exhales/
- Killed you bitch, now your ass in hell, shit, that means you're high as me/
- Guess I'm high as heaven as I write these weapons, my pen is sharp, you'll likely see/
- I'll make you bleed like period's, I'm know you're on that feminine shit/
- And I'm on point like a period, I always step in to finish shit/
- Not finished with your sentencing, I tried your ass like you wanted bitch/
- You talked big now your skills capped, and this is capital punishment/
- Got lots of bars but they're all weak, like a styrofoam holding cell/
- You brought your best to the table and presented it like a show and tell/
- Your best shot and I dodged it all like spiderman/
- My web of words are just tighter man/
- Before you rematch just come back with a brighter plan/