Battles Kojau vs Dyzzy
RULES
Bring you A game, see if you can tango with the King
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'mma say hello world
- I'm ready I'm loaded
- I'm not about to battle some kid
- Who fears to test the water, so he dips his toes in
- Your momma love the wet though
- So I gave her some swimmers
- My kids be lying on her couch
- But she ain't even the sitter
- You tried releasing songs, yo they ain't really selling
- Me, your mom on her phone, you on yours, that's two different versions of "selfie"
- Yo, stop following trends, be a leader instead
- Your whole mob full of uglies, "cheerleader effect"
- I'mma clip you with that 9, like Nick to Wesen
- Bout to hit you with 15 shells of Smith and Wesson
- Like a prayer to the Demon, damn it you requested
- Call, my twin rifles, Dean and Sam, so I'mma hit you with the Winchesters
- Yo I don't think you caught that,
- I just said "like Nick to Wesen"
- Like Nick take the Reaper's head off and all that,
- I'mma voicemail your momma when you getting shot, so you can be the message
- Don't be tripping over your ex, Stacy like blue pills
- I know you've only had that one hoe in like all your life, but dude, chill!
- Feeling like Faze Censor, all I get is good kills
- You lost something before you even started it, all I'm asking is "how you feels?"
DEFENDER'S RAP
- You want to start some beef? A battle with me?
- With a strange unpredictable deranged emcee?
- I'm warning you now, you should probably flee
- Otherwise if I hurt your feelings, tell it to your diary
- You can't handle what I bring to the game, you're lame
- Can't spit a single flame, what's your name? wannabe Lil Wayne
- When I aim I'll leave a stain on your brain, shame
- You couldn't bring enough heat to melt the ice-cream on Gucci Mane
- You're done, I can tell that I've already won
- It's no fun, I could honestly put you in a bun
- Why? 'Cause you're baloney, a fuckin' phony
- So go back to your chair and beat your meat to My little Pony
- Your disses are weak and cause no harm
- You think you are gangster but you can't afford a firearm
- I'll spit this fire at your house, hope you've got a smoke alarm
- You boast yourself up, I'll leave you crashing down, better call State Farm
- I'm only starting out, but everyday I'm getting better
- Your girl left you for me, because I could make her wetter
- Hope you've got more pages, 'cause I'm hunting you like it's slender
- A turtle hiding in your shell, and I'm the fuckin' Shredder
- Do you give up? Do you regret your decision?
- Lyrically chopping you to pieces like I've got laser vision
- You tried attacking me, and that cannot be forgiven
- This will up being another battle that I'm winnin'