DEFENDER'S RAP

• Your a didgeridoo and I'm a violin
• But this violin can get violent
• I know, this battle ain't fair a guy who hears voices that aren't there
• Versus a dude who can't spit a single verse
• And has a seizure when I'm inappropriate or curse
• He's used to being under his moms skirt
• He washes his hands before supper cuz he's afraid of dirt
• He loves his mom so much he doesn't wanna disappoint her
• But (pause)
• She's already disappointed
• He's 16 and can't go to sleep unless his room smells like lavender ointment
• He needs a head doctor stat someone get him a appointment
• He's used to being laughed behind his back
• Deep inside He's so mad he's about to crack
• And he
• Wishes he was as good as me
• But don't you see you'll never be
• I get nit and gritty
• Your story's so sad I almost feel pity but it hit me
• Why should I feel pity for a guy who looks like a cupcake with sperm for frosting
• He's so gay instead of sprinkles they use you as a topping
• My flow so dirty you can't pick it up by mopping
• My words like rope tie your legs and the only way you'll get away is by hopping
• Hop all you want you want get far
• In fact here's a map just follow the North Star
• Here's money for a bus or a taxi car
• My words like tar
• Your style sounds like it's from Mars
• Your so fragile I'll break you and break the shards
• Then throw you in a busy highway with about a hundred cars
• Oops, I think I broke his heart
• Just when I was just beginning to start
• Albert Einstein versus a wannabe fart
• I know where to aim I'm guessing I'm also a master in darts
• I hope you get lost in a park
• Eaten by a shark
• And get split in three parts
• Don't wanna fuck with me I know your afraid of the dark
• Psychics stay away from me because of my volcanic aura
• Your favorite rappers are my little pony and dora