Battles ProfessorTekks vs TonyKehpootaz
RULES
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
This battle ended in a tie.
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on January 14 2016
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I dropped you in the first round,
- You fell down quicker than Aldo getting hit with Conors left hand,
- Im cutting off your right and throwing you in the sea with no armband,
- Cast my rod, reel you in like a catfish, use your corpse to smuggle contraband,
- From Thailand, your pussy with a dick,
- hhmmm must be from Thailand,
- Ima slap you with a backhand,
- slice out your pituitary gland,
- And sunbath in quicksand,
- While you fetch my cocktail as you follow my command,
- Your Alice in this wonderland, im the mad hatter, but this x-rated,
- So im cutting out your bladder,
- You can't reach my level even with ladder,
- You'll hit the snakes, and your bones will shatter,
- Then im harvesting your grey matter,
- All 50 shades like how i fucked your grandma,
- I guess you can call me grandpa,
DEFENDER'S RAP
- The first round was the warm up
- now that I see what you're composed of
- It'll be even easier to burn ya like a molotov does
- to the audience that showed you love
- this is round two
- lyrically roundhouse you
- no where near close to Rambo when I'm around foo
- I'm a walkin contradiction
- I'm murder alive in the flesh approaching victims
- you're an abomination crossed with self mutilation
- its the pain Olympics versus autoerotic asphyxiation
- I'll chop my balls off and force feed you them
- you're just a like a middle aged middle class bitch dying to cum again
- who you think you fuckin with? I'm so hot I rock a coat in hell's kitchen
- while fixing, a pit with, its skin missing, sauteed your finger tips, carolina reapers
- mixed in
- for 3 hours snorted it, and still can't break a sweat, but broke your chest with a quickness
- physical example of what a cynic is