Battles SlumDog vs hallooish
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- They call me the Dirty Dog
- Cause I fuck a lot
- They say: “You don’t believe in God!”
- I say: “I’m just young at heart”.
- And they say I
- I used to party hard then it was hard to stop
- Trying to figure out how to, not let the ball drop,
- Used to stumble into a Java Hut drunk
- Drank the whole coffee pot
- Of Hot Lava, now I’m throwing fire balls like Mark McGwire
- Better stand beside me or get I fucked by a vamp, alright
- So watch out cause Eddy Son Scratch your cornea with his dick
- Hurry up and get the formula before he gets to it, and drinks it all
- Like its Orange Juice, Puke on your shoes
- And fall asleep on your rug like a puppy dog
- I Fell out of a surrogate with a cigarette
- Cocked a gun and shot her in the head
- For drinking and smoking with me. Figure THAT
- Then got a 24 hour token from the local AA organ
- Still choking on the last nights smoke
- Broke, and broken
- Tired of finger poking, trying to focus
- Tired of going through withdrawals
- On one side Hell’s Bells
- And at the other, table full of Holly Rollers
- This sole searching is full of pitfalls
- It’s like I need a looking glass to see my own defaults
- It will take an illegal re-install to make me whole
- Nichole tried, but all I got was blue-balls
- It’s like God made a recall on my sole but I fell through the cracks
- And got left in this hell hole.
- My life feels like one huge speed ball
- I don’t like to drink alone
- So I got the auto pilot using cruise control, and drink with me!
- Still barely able to able to take notes for my next rap song
- And If you don’t like it
- I might have to rewrite it, we-wrewind and we-wrecord it.
- If I ever get off my ass, and play these cards I’ve been holding
- And my dick is hardLook kids here comes Ed
- And look at him he is drunk
- He’ll never will amount to anything in life unless he straitens up,
- But I did in spite of it
- And yet I inspired your kid
- To set your house on fire while you sleep
- Now I’m grilling on the porch and
- Your house looks torched
- And your daughter now
- Comes over way more than before
- And sometimes she brings Lucy and Suzy
- So we can smoke and make movies
- Put it on You Tube
- And call it “Woozy Floozies “
- Yah I got issues, because I misused
- A male sex doll for a skidoo
- Got banned from Canada
- So I am going to Cali now
- So I can ride her like a rubber canoe at the Yosemite Valley Park
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Slum dog, I'm calling you out?
- You'll succumb to a scum dog, you don't party,
- you just lounge on your couch,
- But your just tryna figure shit out.
- calling god but you found thats he's not there?
- You've come that far, saying your young but its just not fair?
- I've been through to many battles for you to jump on my feed?
- So I'll rap you, beat you, and then try plead?
- You want more than poking well Ill be the first to call that greed?
- Im sorry but its not gods fault honeys arent dropping to there knees?
- This could lead to a language barrier? I'm sorry but you kind of sound
- like a HIV carrier?
- Whats your method? Cause there's no procedure?
- You talk about god and now your getting fucking paper?
- You make it sound like re-writing your raps hard fucking labour?
- Than why are you here, isnt Suzy and Lucy waiting over there?
- Oh no!! There standing with some flares, there ready to burn the porch down?
- Look at the fire it blares!!!
- Now get your ass back to California, this chick needs repairs?
- You won't be finger poking you'll be drilling with your 5 inch you queer.