Battles Stagger vs SamuraiJack
RULES
Something about fucking
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Guess I'd better get her some midol
- Or just bed her better until she's my doll
- Spread her, pet her with her thighs sprawled
- Read her pleasure with my eyeballs
- Her breasts were pressed against my wry palms
- As I ingest her tender little pie whole
- Then I fed her pecker against the dry wall
- Felt that wetter pressure and my mind stalled
- My member enters and I'm enthralled
- Lke a slender ember after nightfall
- I wrecked her treasure because I'm ribald
- Her redder header over a pie, bald
- I'm a pervert I assert it, get the pussy and work it
- Her epidermis urgently sweaty like she was nervous
- Cursin' as I'm spurtin' and herded my sperm in her cervix
- Hope I didn't hurt it, she was really screaming and you heard it!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- At the click of a finger I can have girls on my genitals
- If sex was a battlefield Samurai Jack is the general
- Potential to kill when you've got a dick as big as mine
- 12 inches of quantum physics cos its ahead of its time
- Let me share with you some of the secrets to slaying P
- You'll see how easy it is to be scoring C-U-N-T
- First off you gotta make sure that you shave your pubics
- You dont wanna be one of those guys with a hairy "eww dick"
- Haha im talkin outta my ass but I know she'd like that
- If I shoved it in her bum by surprise she wouldn't fight back
- I pummeled her hole for about 20 minutes straight
- But before I finished her I felt a slimy sensation
- What the fuck is this?
- Im seeing brown menstruation
- Fuck this shit as I jack myself off with toilet paper
- I go rough in her pussy you can call me the shitty bum raper