CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Maybe it’s my demented demeanor,
• It’s because I drink scented window cleaner,
• I have a cleaver to cut off a grown man’s wiener (AHHH)
• My heart’s colder than the arctic,
• Cook you dinner with a side of arsenic,
• Put a few drops of poison in it,
• Now your arms are frozen stiff,
• Some of your rhymes are to pathetic,
• to compare to lines that as poetic as mine,
• It may be genetic, or synthetic, but they ain't sympathetic.
• So shut your mouth or I’ll do it for you,
• take your shoe, and tie it with a knot you can never undo.
• Force Hannibal Lector to eat an vegetarian diet.
• Not even carrion for him, sew his mouth so he’s quiet.
• No serial killer scares me,
• Suffocate Freddy Krueger with a pillow, see?
• Whack Jason with a hockey stick and tell him to go to Canada,
• I'm a Rapper and a Disc Jockey, but i don’t listen to propaganda,
• about who’s good and who isn't.
• Sometimes I'm misunderstood, that would get me in prison.
• But my ambition to commit crime as risen.
• Take an AK shoot up in a school,
• “Pop Pop Pop” i know it’s cruel,
• blood splattering on the walls,
• dripping down like the Niagara Falls.
• Bring a girl to a bathroom stall,
• Prop her up on the toilet seat,
• No regret, take out my sausage meat,
• Go home, get a drink, repeat.
• Some say I completely lost it.
• Because blood drips out my faucet.
• Go in my bathtub, give my back a rub and a scrub,
• The red liquid dripping down my body.
• I’m wicked, I’m evil, that’s my hobby.