Battles Mugshot_Rage vs InsensitiveAsshole
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InsensitiveAsshole won this battle!
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Battle on December 26 2015
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- alright...alright...that was sick but you used to many big words...wtf....Well regardless my rhymes will put you in the NEW YORK TIMES//
- I come with power to “defeat”, you gon need a MIC 2 STOP IT//
- I’ll probably stomp on you unintentionally cuz you MI-CRO-SCOPIC//
- Your “Rhymes a Joke” lemme guess, you couldn’t “find the scope”?//
- I’ll have you left just like your rhymes, cause your Rhymes is Broke//
- Imma Design your face just like a Kaleidoscope//
- If you anger me, my daggers gonna COLLIDE-with ya-THROAT//
- You act famous, maybe on your corner where you BUY~the~DOPE//
- But round here? I couldn’t find you with a MICROSCOPE//
- Sorry Kid, I really wish I could say I~SEE~YOU//
- But only time I do is when you in the I.C.U//Intensive Care Unit
- When It comes 2 Rhymin I don’t care Christain, Catholic, Or Anglican//
- I’ll have u stunned so bad you’ll stand just like a MANICAN//
- I’m so hott, yet so cold, im like Jesus was//(Powerful)
- Only time u coulnd’t feel me’s under ANESTHESIA//
- When I talk I won’t take it back, cause what I say, I meant it//
- You better believe Im from I.B that makes me SO AUTHENTIC//I.B a.k.a IllBattle
- SO baiscally I don' understand why u wanna b facing me//
- Im worth about 10 times more then your ACV//
- So tell me is it really me that your tryna battle?//
- 10 cents your ACV, which is your ACTUAL CASH VALUE//(Check the Dictionary)
- I come in “storming”, “Whore, this” is Me, Im like a GLOBAL WARMING//
- SO Beware Cajun cause this IS your ONLY~WARNING
DEFENDER'S RAP
- If you're a soldier, then i'm a terrorist, gun pressed to my chest, get laid to rest, next
- Bullet in the chamber is for the next guy to anger me, yank on me, next guy to
- Display blasphemy, I ate a snickers bar and I'm still hangry, sugarcoating I'm
- Angry, anything that anybody is sending me is getting me ready for
- The I-E-D, see I blow up like an I-E-D take your leg and leave your head bobbing, ears hurting
- With a ping and a ring ting, click the firing pin and there's a dead marine, blooded
- Out wondering where's the team, but its too early for that, no need to talk click clack
- I can easily roast your ass with some minor chit chat, grab a steel bat, clink clink get
- Set back, i peel your scalp back, with a backhand smack to the back of your head, whack your wack
- Eat a snack pack then i quack like a duck, murder you, drop the body in aqueducts
- See I erupts, growing pains in your distrust, this must kick dust, flinch much, you're a bitch much
- Dick munching for lunch and drinking piss to wash down such cum that you sucks, sons got suction
- You the type of guy to rub your dick in peanut butter and make a dog like it off
- Like "get over here Rover lick the dick slower" as you rub his ears "good boy now bite
- Down like a chew toy, make my boy parts bleed", as you moan and groan the dog thinks "this is my
- Bone", and he rips the thing off, and he buries it out in the lawn, ok, end of the song