Battles  tichi vs MelodyKaze

RULES

you will have to say some shit nobody would ever say in a rap battle y'all ready??? I'd doubt it..

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • nigga I won't shoot you with a sawed off
  • I'd tie you to a chair while I chew your hairy balls off
  • if I suck them shits they might fall off
  • I have the bad breathe I'm one of Jerry Lawler dogs
  • nigga who gay you must mean you
  • I'd fuck you so hard in your ass I make you shit green blue
  • you must be titties cus I can walk in between you
  • my dick will spit milk in your face well cus it's mean dude
  • I mean what you mean dude nigga I had a dream too
  • I have dreams white men will suck black men balls like Luther king do
  • I had a dream I will walk in your white crib with a gimp suit
  • I slapped my dick all up in your face like a gay pimp do
  • damn well that's enough of the gay jokes
  • I done blew my dick off it's chicken plus I ran out of spray soap
  • but any way tho I'll smash your head like play doh
  • oh shit I said yo I was gonna quit with the gay jokes
  • I spit shit cus I just ate shit out of my damn mouth
  • we eat good shit down here I came from the damn south
  • you talking bout my lips I think I look like a damn trout
  • if you ask me say I don't i'll be the first to kick your ass out
  • call me the man who threw up on his own shit
  • that he wrote my opponent didn't sign up this
  • he is a bitch and I'm the best rap battler alive yo
  • cus I sucked all the rap battlers dick just to earn that title
  • nigga I ain't a celebrity I don't want to be an Idol
  • I want to run and hop on your dick like wow a giant fe fi fo
  • this shit is science fiction please pass me the mayonnaise
  • I am in jail and I do whatever each man say
  • nigga you ain't a bitch I am!!! oh that's not good
  • I'm dumb as acorns and rocks out of my pissy ass hood
  • where freaks out at night and I'm one of the biggest of all
  • I throw up your cum in your face then spit it on your balls
  • don't disrespect me cus I'm the one with the damn mic
  • not only am I a man dike I'm a fucking transvestite
  • I don't like to bend down and suck dick so I just bite
  • fart on my lips so I can see what you taste like
  • I eat sour chips oh never mind that's your big toe
  • you looking at these rhymes like oh gosh he's a sicko
  • but I'm like hell no this is something new that i'm trying
  • you can either be laughing disgusted replying or dying

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Look.
  • You think you're good,
  • but you need to consider goin' back to the textbook,
  • I'm shootin' basket's like I'm Westbrook,
  • yo girl saw me, and asked, "Lemme get ya wood."
  • well damn, I'm only fifteen,
  • and I'm makin' this green,
  • even ya mom wants to join with me,
  • drinkin' lean,
  • I'm not finna cuss,
  • cause my bars are clean,
  • and I can be mean.
  • You're so idiotic,
  • I'm a demon lord, oh yeaa I'm so demonic,
  • I'm your sickness, call it, "Melodic Chronic."
  • yeah boy, I'll kill you and squad you fiend,
  • I'll get'em quick like a quad feed,
  • yo girl likes when I skeet, skeet,
  • sorry there's no way you can beat me,
  • smokin' you, like I do them trees.
  • I'm a legend,
  • I'm reborn, like Jesus' resurrection,
  • no flexin',
  • but honestly you need to go home,
  • cause when I get to zestin',
  • I'm the number one in the buildin',
  • and when I rap to world, it's a blessin'.
  • I'm warrior, I got three hunnet,
  • you just a toddler with a nugget,
  • I don't got a gang, no need for thuggin',
  • but young Melody spits fire,
  • so take ya luggage,
  • and find your need for somethin'.
  • -Good battle btw (:
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