Battles SoFlyXYZ vs ProfessorTekks
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Inside song scribing, streets all white, McFlurry
- He's on Song 2 when his vision gets Blurry
- Pink face turns to white like an overdosed Kirby
- But this ain't a game, throws himself back like Thursday
- Now sprawled out on his bed, pale and white, quite ghostly
- He'd venture out for fresh air if it wasn't quite so frosty
- Feeling dizzy, walls closin', head kinda lofty
- So he proceeds to phone the doctor, four rings like Audi
- He says, "I've lost the wheel and can't go back, I want outtie"
- Now heating up, goes topless, like a convertible in the tropics
- "Doc, I hate life, it's all about the profit and the phone in your hand
- "I feel like I'm runnin' up a man made mountain built of soft sand
- "Makin' big money with a small mind, see the contast?
- "Like Kanye West and Amber Rose, in the info age I'm not built to last
- "Yeah the money's attractive, but its appeal has passed"
- The doctor's taken aback, but responds generic and flat
- Can't deal with an economic depression of the mind like that
- The boy wanted advice about living life - he doesn't appreciate
- "Phone up this number - insert digits for Breathing Space"
- Even xanax didn't help him relax, know your facts, there are cracks
- Outwith society, he's a modern day diety, see the irony?
- This little skinny kid, with alien lyrical ability
- Vultures try to peck through his skin, he's like, "I must have Trill on me"
- The quill is his weapon, fountain flowing endlessly
- Paper dreams, he doesn't chase them, like the BFG he catches them, from women and men
- Folds them into paper planes, pilots them away, fueled by the ink from his pen
- But the boy's life is nothing if not turbulent
- The only man who puts being happy before being affluent
- Social media makes him sick, you're all sick, Kardashians?
- $200k for an insta post, even though your body's half plastic?
- There's a sour taste left in his mouth, Tangfastic
- Life ain't sweet, but you flaunt yours to the public? Fantastic
- Mr Fox, the public rolled Dahl's head because creativity is dead.
- You all look at the boy like "off with his head" so now he thinks he's better off dead.
- Innovation is wine and creativity is bread.
- So hang him on a cross.
- Crucify him.
- Dead.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I created the Atom, fuck eve coz im adam.,
- 9/11 was filmed a canon,
- it's wasn't bin laden.
- Battle me and I lynch will the,
- Lyrics perfectionist like geometry with Da Vinci,
- Im Stingy, like the effects of mustard gas,
- gas you in Auschwitz,
- I kidnapped the Prophets,
- locked in a dungeon and raped,
- call me fritzl.... Aye Yo Chill a fed em a pretzel...
- Im am the Devil, be careful,
- I'll Swim Inside you and pop vessel.
- I'll spit a hypnotic trance,
- fuck you up swiftly, call the ambulance,
- You'll be Dead for days still releasing flatulence,
- Tell the police it was accident, like an activist I don't follow the rules,
- Chop you up quick then and boil your balls... take a selfie just for lols
- #Yolo...
- Im gunning solo,
- you can't hide from me. Marco Polo...
- I Stabbed Hannah Montana she screamed like "OH NO"
- So then I killed Miley & Summoned Smiley
- We Bowl together and raped poison ivy,
- you'll be Mercked quick.. in hospital surviving on an IV.