Battles vs ItsTheory
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- The drip drips, thick needle jabbed makes me trip,
- along the way a switch was flicked, now I'm on the fritz.
- Stripped, the moon eclipsed, I'VE GROWN HAIRY TITS!
- What the fuck! Jiggly bits, wiggle my way into relationships.
- With my fingertips, bra unclips, perfectly they sit,
- in my palms, bombs, not of the napalm pogroms,
- all the moms, be jelly of my dominating slong.
- Whip it, dare you to lick it, itch it for me with a...
- (aaaah!) BITCH... QUIT HITTING IT!
- Bring me along to a protest of angry moms
- who are all bone dry from orbiting the sun.
- Let me bring my dick along and see how long...
- "yes long..." it takes them all to climb on...
- "yes on..." top! Where the view is so high no wind blew,
- and only a few make it into the crew and get to chew... Oh Phew...
- Sniffing glue due to who thought it would be funny too
- give me glue in the first place, I'm two bags through.
- You know how much i love glue...
- Why do you do what you do?
- Now i'm turning blue...
- I donno who to do bad things to...
- WHERES THE MEDIC! I NEED YOU!
- Now I'm seeing two... three... four... eight...
- look down at my crotch and see a octopus, give it a little shake.
- Wait... "oh..." these bitches need to be fed stake, put it on a plate.
- Why is this plate so small... calibrate my eyesight straight!
- Length of an estate, barricade roads, block all the grates...
- "It's great! but i get so much hate..."
- ACTIVATE POWERS AND OBLITERATE!
- Create... a gaping hole, for you to play over sized golf,
- Putt... Putt... Golf ball into your butt... Butt... Not enough
- thrust... Thrust... put your hip into it and bust... Bust...
DEFENDER'S RAP
- //VERSE 1:
- Y'all can't even #make #sense, you're just spending the green,
- my #dollars turn in more #chips than fucking vending machines,
- spin #twisted with an ego that's the size of Oklahoma,
- #poppin' #off, I'll #screw your ass #off the #top like Coca-Cola,
- #run #that #base, I #fed #her #lines like #K with a double #chain,
- I represent like acronyms, I'm back again, so what's the name?
- I strike without mercy, I'm quick, I slit without patience,
- fake rappers are spotted whether black or white like Dalmatians,
- you're #too #corny #ya bitch, like both pupils when open wide,
- #two #coroners take you #to #corners to die, close your eyes,
- this music's goin' #off #the #track like broken rollercoaster rides,
- when I'm gonna find ya man you know you're supposed to hide,
- try to hide, you'll bite the meth and cyanide and fight to death,
- you're high and mighty? Man you'll die inside, your life is next,
- from right to left with sniper's breath, righteous steps, step in hell,
- until you pawn the Jezebels like Cynthia Hedge Morrell