CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Half you kids rapping about shit you don't get.
• Look at your bars, y'all know the alphabet?
• I don't know how you fools made it through grade five,
• Seems like you don't even know how to capitalize.
• Braggadicuo lines scrawled without any wit,
• Degenerate rhymes making you sound illiterate.
• I ever meet your failure of an English teacher,
• I'd smack 'em in their face - and take the misdemeanor.
• I'd like you to meet something called proper spelling,
• This mess of text talk you spitting is just depressing.
• I won't even try to explain what they call the comma,
• Just shake my head in shame if I ever meet your momma.
• It's so fucking embarrassing I almost feel guilty,
• But then you speak and show you ain't got a bit of humility.
• So go ahead, take a shot or two at me,
• Just know that the way you spit it got me laughing.