Battles Jackthecat vs BD98
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Wanna go old school? Get tyrannosaurus wrecked
- Pull my gun, you bullet sponge, leave you porous as heck,
- just another man with a torn up neck. Grab a clarinet,
- shove it so far up your ass that when
- you fart or pass gas you'll be mistaken for a damn quartet.
- But you bet I can bounce checks like they were soccer balls.
- Got bullied, heard the locker call, now I Rockem' Sockem' all,
- robust robot in a rowboat going down a water fall,
- but when I rap that's still not as wet as your daughter's drawers
- Oh God, I mean oh me oh my, all I need's a pair of knives.
- No sod in the cemetery could bury me, not scared to die.
- I leave your hair upright, better wonder where I am at night.
- And I'm no parson, an arsonist so beware the light.
- Allrighhhtttttttttt.......
DEFENDER'S RAP
- yo i make your heart stop make your fuckin kidneys pop
- with these rhymes i drop on your table top bitch im a fucking goblin
- your a martian ill fuck ur bitch till her pussy rawwer than fuckin marlin now thats
- the fuckin fish this is a diss are you followin course not cuz i been hollowin
- your skull
- now a mutha fuckin fool is what you are! maybe go to school learn how to
- read an write try not to get in fights i might invite you over just to throw you
- down three fuckin flights of stairs erry body watching just sits n stares nobody
- bothers even getting out their chairs nobody cares they just sharing whisky
- gettin bitches tipsy nigga dont talk back id say your getting lippy here have a
- mickey you need it more than me.
- hook
- tom cott
- Aye thanks for the Mickey bro
- Now it's my turn to go.. Uh
- Yo my nigga Bryce is
- Gettin high on spice and
- Lookin like than mike Tyson
- See him on that long board
- Oh lord, he's wobbling
- Now he's spittin bars
- About martins on Mars
- And goblins
- Say he beat the puss
- Now trust me he ain't a wuss
- He's always hangin with us
- YakO squad we on a bus
- Gon be goin on tour soon
- Artist drawin us as cartoons
- Makin all this moolah
- Scoop a hunna this afternoon
- Nigga Brent sellin well and
- This life sum we fell in
- Don't see us back out
- When we come you run and shout
- Yea we gotta certain route
- Yet I doubt
- You'll make as much as us
- In about 30 years
- That we make in 1
- What we do you never done
- But we still just havin fun
- And I thought we ran out
- But evidently
- We had plenty
- So I took a penalty mentally
- Ready see
- Niggas be
- Playin round too much
- Cause we gotta bunch
- Don't meant you can touch
- TomCott
- Hooligan yo
- Brent in here too