CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
• But I'm only going to get this one chance
• (Six minutes, six minutes)
• Something's wrong, I can feel it
• (Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
• Just a feeling I've got
• Like something's about to happen
• But I don't know what
• If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble
• Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as you say
• I'm not taking any chances
• You were just what the doctor ordered
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• Bridge:
• I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
• All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
• Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
• They said I rap like a robot, so call me rap-bot
• But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
• I got a laptop in my back pocket
• My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
• Got a fat knot from that rap profit
• Made a living and a killing off it
• Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
• With Monica Lewinski feeling on his nutsack