CHALLENGER'S RAP

• It's kind of a shame my brain lets the best bars come to me in the shower,
• if I'd remembered just half of them then you'd be much easier to devour
• but oh well looks like I'll have to resort to some raw lyrical power.
• You're about to get drowned in bars so I hope you float without a float
• and if you don't well this will make the papers an eye catching anecdote,
• hope you're wearing armour because I'm a ruthless cutthroat.
• People flock from everywhere to get a peice of this, call it Black Friday
• and I'd reccomend getting here fast 'cause you'll be hung out to dry by Wednesday.
• crying "mayday mayday", savagley murdered by the almighty whitey
• six feet under, rotting away early before you even reach eighty.
• I gave your parents tipex for Christmas to try to go and hide their mistake
• but this is the slaying that they eagerly and forever anticipate,
• by the way it's bedtime, the clock struck eight.