Battles DeuceHollywood vs BAD_IDEA
RULES
"My Dick" Battle Look up "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. We'll do that just cause.
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- My dick sank the Titanic. Your dick afraid to fight rabbits.
- My dick...85 planets. Your dick... I ain't surprised at it.
- My dick Superman's what I'm built like. Your dick, the super saiyan that he killed twice.
- My dick, still Eifel tower. Your dick field mice that cower.
- My dick can't evade metal detection. Your shit can't even get an erection.
- My dick broke out of federal detention. Your dick ain't even worth a suspension.
- My dick rules the world. Your dick can't even fool your girl.
- My dick pulls the moon. For real. Your dick is like a tomb. Concealed.
- My dick is mothafuckin buff. Your dick "look like a mothafuckin uhhhh!"
- My dick is a summit. Sum it up. Your dick....sucks.
- My dick reaches for the stars, and your dick...bitch, don't get me started.
- My dick deserves a reward, and your shit...looks plain retarted.
- My dick makes your chick not wanna go home. Your dick...loved by the old folks.
- My dick is corroding the Ozone. Your dick... You're drunk, bitch go home.
- It's time that I let the world know. I'm back, and I'm never gonna curl, nope. So,
- let's get down to business. P.S. Your woman loves my penis. (x2)
- That's right, I'm back for real this time.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- My dick aint big but it's got personality
- Like a first person shooter head shot from the balcony
- Straight in ya prism bitches say that my jism's
- Taste is delicious bake it basted on chicken
- a plate that's exquisite they say it tastes like ya diet
- Mine tastes like stwarberries - yours: every guy, don't deny it
- My dick ain't ain't thick as a brick or a forearm
- But it's comes lubricant and two fists that do more harm
- I admit it's a problem that extra large condoms don't fit that
- My dick lookin like a little guy Jamiroquai in a big hat
- But I got the sex magic cause I fuck like a rabbit
- While you tuck ya nuts and dress in drag like a faggot
- My dick can do tricks that do the trick so when I do a trick
- Even the most loosest chick be scream in like a lunatic
- You got those moves learnt off old fag dudes who need sex
- Who taught you how to get control of your gag reflex