Battles Anonymous2U vs youreboygabe
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Fuck off you poor bitch, harvest your corn
- But you're still poor so you turn to porn
- Turn to page sixty nine
- You're already there Einstein
- Where's your phone, open your bag
- Under the books, hardback, paperback
- Your head's as wet as Niagara,
- Then the teacher pulls out the Viagra
- Then he fucked you real good
- But already cock is your natural food
- Stop crying about erectile dysfunction
- Think about the dumb animals' castration
- I don't understand your language
- I don't speak bullshit, get the message
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I get real mushy like a martian
- surfing the pushy margins with a laser
- mistaken earth for a target like a black hole
- shredding paper turning cells into particles
- tazzer you from mars with all my arsenal
- getting high from the space weed seems
- earths homegrown is a lot more tasty
- last night some aliens chased me totting
- beams couldn't believe I was stuck Oxygen
- breathing even seen frozen faces eyes
- wide from the stasis