DEFENDER'S RAP

• I don't know if all Boy Scouts are gays
• They could probably tie the knot in, like, fifty different ways
• I got a safe full o' cherries, 'cause I pop it and lock it,
• A girl's like a fridge, once a week, you should stock it.
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• Girl, if you're into rimmin', it's only safe if you're swimmin',
• But, girl, don't sit on that couch 'cause I treat my objects like women.
• I spit fire like I just blew a demon,
• My shit's so hot, I'll leave your toilet bowl steamin'.
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• I'm gonna tear it tarot, like the cards of the gypsies,
• You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses.
• If your pants are loose, I'll replete ya.
• You're a first time vegan and it's nice to meet meat ya.
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• I'm Bo, yo,
• And I'm the greatest rapper ever,
• And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not,
• Think you're better, you're not,
• Don't need a sweater, I'm hot,
• I'm a real G-shawty that can really find your G-spot.