Battles Bzdok vs unanIMous
RULES
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I wanna slap these rappers claiming they flow robo-tic,
- My flow just like the lepers pathologicaly sick,
- but Im pro Dr. Pepper, Your a cokey half stepper, bozo rappin bed wetter,
- mind slippin as your pissin, sheets be going Drip Drip.
- Look like you got mushroom whipped.
- Or you tried to kiss your bitch leaned in and must have tripped missed
- busted your Lip,
- And your grill really ripped threw your shit
- it's ok here's a straw take a Sip..........
- of dog piss. Ha-ha played a trick in this diss,
- here you prick I'll force feed you every pickled pepper that Peter Piper Picked.
- Throw up deuces as We dipped me and your chick hopped in your shitty ass whip to catch a flight,
- it was so nice of your Visa to cover the trip. oops must have grabbed your wallet...but its ok
- what I just spit is your pay and your tip...
- Never mind I ain't paying this trick.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Pushing in the last cartridge)
- talk shit til i take you and your buddies hostage
- Hope you studied cuz fail this pop quiz?
- you'll end up in a box with
- no oxygen, locked in a coffin still alive, scratchin and clawin..
- Coughing from all the fumes I've exaughsted.. this dude musta lost it!
- Assuming Im garbage.. HAAAAha
- Puke, I got more flow than a faucet!!
- My markers the sharpest!!
- Even the smartest artist wouldn't start shit
- with the darkest MCee (ME) that marks this
- parchment with a promise to be more harsh than GOD'S FIST!
- Armed with this song's bliss
- Equipped with the larg-est bombs since Sadam's prominence!
- My involvement in this is to profit off you insolvent "artists"
- who bark like your tha hardest but really your soft as dog shit!!
- Watch this!! Waltz in and harvest my targets so quick, they piss in their undergarnements!!
- Ya betta be entirely flame retardant
- cuz I'm too hot for even fire departments!!
- I aint leavin this quiet park bench til my thirst for darkness is quenched!!
- You retarded pricks are better off teasing sharks with sausages
- cuz my flow aint to be bargained with..
- Shit Im hot as papi at the top of the 9th when he hits
- Snitch!! Youll get lost in this
- This is as hard as it gets! Get this balls and dick
- to your esophagas.. IMthe BOSS... BITCH!!!