DEFENDER'S RAP

• Why do you have to frown, just turn it upside down,
• I can see your mad, I can see your sad,
• I feel bad that you don't know your dad,
• Mad at the world, misery followed by turmoil,
• Thing 1, thing 2, all alone in a big world,
• Oh dear, didn't you hear, God hates queers?
• So thing 1 which is you, is it true,
• did you fuck with the lorax cause
• Horton said he heard You two,
• You remind of the grumpy old green grinch,
• And this girl I used to know who carried a stinch,
• Ponder on the edge, think long and hard,
• Think twice, roll the dice and choose your card,
• Cat in the hat, little Sally and Conrad,
• All demented visions of a child story gone bad,
• See Conrad did drugs and got Sally hooked,
• The doctor came to the house and then wrote his book,
• Lilttle Sally was tripping when she saw that cat,
• An invisible companion in a white and red striped hat,
• She screamed she pleaded, please come here cat
• While the doc and Conrad all got a big laugh,
• Like the nurses did when they diagnosed you with the clap,
• While I'd like to stay and have some green eggs and ham,
• I'm sorry little fella I simply just can't,
• So I bid you adieu, farewell and goodbye thing 1 and thing 2