CHALLENGER'S RAP

• This is a battle or do I hear a baby cryin' for a rattle?
• It must be the baby because all I wanna do is stabby stabby.
• I am the Merc With The Mouth sticking you up like the South.
• I killed the Marvel Universe and I ain't trying to converse.
• They should pay me big bucks for slicing up weak fucks.
• So viewers just go on and vote, this guy's just a fucking joke.
• You can't kill me, my skillz be sick, your lady will like a big dick.
• Ask the guy next to you, thought he was sly to not pay the due.
• I got Death ready for me to die but it won't happen 'cause I'm always alive.
• Got guns for days, so much praise, you in a room full of gays.
• But hey, I'll join over a flip of a coin, then I'll kick you in the groin.
• Again, why put me up with someone who just won't shut up.
• You should play House with him playing the sucking version of me with my mouth shut.
• I could say more about me but it ain't gonna be a battle without Deadpool.
• So these last lines will have your blood spilled and spine's ripped out.
• So go back to your momma's womb, I'm sure there's enough room.
• Then when I fuck her again and you pop on a stool, then you might be cool.
• This is Deadpool battling, you're still a baby rattling in my ear.