Battles GreenGoblin vs Mugshot_Rage
RULES
Straight Bars. Punchlines. Come At Me.
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Chorus:
- Hi I'm aimless
- My mind is brainless
- fly kites in rain kids
- chickey chickey
- I'm Henry
- Hi I'm aimless
- My mind is brainless
- fly kites in rain kids
- chickey chickey
- I'm Henry
- Verse:
- I wish I could "Bomb Atomicly"
- but I'm a fucking Hippopotamus G
- That lives with his Mom
- in a Pond
- That gets bomb ass Xfiniti.
- I'm only into Voodoo,
- Fruit Loops,
- And Sex.
- And when women say "No.",
- I "Yes them to death."
- I once fucked a T-rex,
- make your mother's nips eee-rect,
- and I ran into your Ex,
- in my ex's Infiniti X.
- I'm friends with a centipede
- who likes the Dead Kennedies
- He lives on my back-
- I make that bitch pay rent to me.
- Small children feed bread to me
- Big children give head to me
- and I don't rewind
- or pay my late rental fee.
- I do coke with a robot
- I've got lots of gold on
- Swamp ass is my best friend
- and your best friend is Gold Bond.
- I smoke crack with a badger
- Turn on the Sun with a clapper-
- Treat your Mother Reeeeeeeal Good-
- But when my sandwich is made wrong,
- You know I must slap her.
- My favorite number's infinity
- Your Mother is into me
- baby birds fucking sing to me,
- And your Dad put a ring on me.
- I merc'd the mad hatter
- Smirked, Sat back in laughter
- Then watched cops ride around him
- in a circular pattern
- like they were cruising around
- on the ring around Saturn.
- Let's go to the moon on my hot air ballon!
- Once the sixth hit of cid kicks in,
- Which should coming be real soon.
- I give needle's diseases
- I take bad advice
- and I can write a Nursery Rhyme
- The Anti-Christ would probably like.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- im here to make u choke in a in only a couple seconds
- you on the ground restin,im a fucking killer teachin lyrical lessons
- Journey in the mind of this serial killer
- this bodys life force scores the ice nothin chiller
- my own reality bags to mother fucking riches
- you narc on me youll be in a ditch needing several stitches
- bitches scared of the mac eleven
- but ill bust a cap maybe seven
- god sent me here with a mission
- so cared like your allergic to pennicillen
- i was part of the show but you had to audition
- freestylin at the age of ten for a livin
- Cause I'm the shit, burp, and piss that's fucking up you nerds again
- i seen you in a nelly video just a backup dancer
- the fucked up part you twerk better then my little sister
- you ducked like paper work led a way on a stretcher
- you made a scene thats obscene so i start to cultivate
- the almighty Tupac and Snoop Dogg operate
- relize that you been nothing but a choke artist
- listen to god i can be a mother fucking baptist
- forgiven of my sins im about to commit
- lyrical murder sounded like a myth no shit
- so im gonna end this real quick
- With the the Devil at my side and an Angel on my dick