Battles MaryJane vs Heidiiiiii
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Heidiiiiii won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on December 15 2015
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- i will finished what i started
- turning heads like who farted
- i will drop you down
- like i drop the bass
- you swear its 4th down
- but i stole home base
- im here to put you in your place
- i will hunt you down
- like its a high speed chase
- if you guys didn't know
- shes bisexual
- Jewish
- super skeptical
- and was raped by a man named Louis
- it was actually his boyfriend
- she didnt want birthday sex
- so he beat her with a happy ending in both ends
- was really in your Intentions
- to get attention from inTention
- get his hopes and put him down
- like your old dog Benton
- ill will beat Jew
- in Jew-Jistu
- if you didnt know that she was
- shes a phony little traitor
- the type of shit that a Jew does
- but im not even done
- shes barely 5 feet tall
- and tries to stand tall
- and now she quit volleyball
- because the coach went balls to the wall
- she mistakes milk for Jizz
- and it isn't what it is
- she tried getting laid on the phone
- then i heard over the phone of what sounded
- like a rusty trombone
- now i'm back to take the throne
- because mommy is home
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Oh hey Didn't I just beat you
- Coming back for round Two?
- Thats what I thought you'd do
- Watch them taking polls
- While I'm scoring goals
- Getting past all your gaurd
- And I'm ripping like jack ripper
- Your dipping like the Little Dipper
- I'm better equipped when it comes to dropping the bass
- I'll steal every base while your stuck in last place
- ill beat you on the deuce
- while your begging for truce
- Got you knotted up like Noose
- She's so pissed because she can't accept defeat
- Now she's tryna battle but she can't even Conpete
- Now I'm tryna space out
- While she's pressing the back Space
- She tryna lace out
- While I'm picking up the pace
- You aren't compatible
- You give me collateral
- Now you'll never be lateral
- You were popping adoral
- Cuz you couldn't slow down
- Your just a little punk after all
- Don't call me traitor
- Cuz you're just as equal
- I made a testament you made A funky sequel
- Heres a fun fact
- A little story to give
- She has sex every day how the fuck do you live
- She'll have 31 kids 9 months from now
- September 2016 she's alive somehow
- Who allowed you out of the house with friends
- Don't you know you're cheating on Spider-Man again
- I'll Deliver your liver while you shiver and quiver
- I will sell your bones so just call me the giver
- While she's begging each and every guy she's ever fucked for a second chance
- I will give you the bone and put you down before you ever have a quick glance
- My Intention With InTention is all I'll ever need
- While you're in intervention and detention
- So listen and pay attention
- If this is all she wrote
- Then how she getting votes
- I got the not notes
- You got nodes
- The way I'm crossing your ass
- You Can't get above me
- I'm in the first class
- Yeah I got raped I got no lies to tell
- How stupid are you feeling cuz you know you did it as well
- So im dropping that microphone
- Hanging up the cell phone
- while I'm dodging every cone
- Now you're stuck like stone
- Now little baby watch your tone
- Bitch you should've known
- You should've left me alone
- I'm keeping my throne
- Cuz Your mommies mommy is home