Battles KarateKID vs RedRhino
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Red Rhino your a wanna be red bull,
- torture you with my verses its gonna be dreadful,
- listenin to you is stressful its makin me mental,
- stop writing shit on rap pad get used to the pencil,
- bitch i is Karate kid this ain't mister miyagi shit,
- you'll get fuckin bodied bitch, you know that im hot as shit,
- you know i like two lez's in bed while one of em givin me head,
- and one of em is layin there dead beside her very best friend,
- don't get too excited when im writin or fightin im the one decidin,
- the captain of these pirates fuck with me you need a licence,
- im like mike Tyson cuz im always bitin quicker then lightin,
- strike like a vikin' im also frightenin' hyped with vikatan,
- they highlightin' him only drinkin priceless gin,
- with no tonic im too honest im bombardin your garden,
- starvin' like marvin im carvin your ribs into a dagger,
- bitch you is fatter then the whole planet Saturn,
- INCLUDING THE FUCKING RING!!!!!!!!!!!
- you fat bitch!!!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Rap battle as I sit straddled to cruise missile thinkin that'll
- Help me blow up as I go up to the rap mantle
- They want a piece but a piece of me that they cant handle,
- Its a scandal, watch me now as I dismantle this imitator, say see you later and light a candle,
- And pray to Jesus, because I didnt mean this, Im just being me theyre telling me that im a genius,
- But I spit that stupid shit so stupid like butthead and beavis,
- If I was karate kid i'd go ahead and leave this,
- Rap battle right now coz hes a pretender, catfish, tell me where neev is?
- I come through from under you while your practicing kung fu
- Hit you over the head with a pool cue, until its snaps into two
- Leave you permanently scarred like a tattoo, leave you crying, boo hoo
- I could do, watchu do, with my eyes covered like scooby doo
- Its true, leave you with nightmares seeing spooky visions through
- Petrifed eyes and you so slowly realise im steaming hot, beef stew
- Two terrified guys but one of thems clearly telling lies, the others you
- Its time to put a stop to this, youve not got a leg to stand on see a chiropadist
- So drop the mitts, the belt and the samurai sword, and tell me who's loss it is?