Battles PoetFistX vs Web_Alternate
RULES
WIT VS WIT SENSE YOU JOKE LIKE A BITCH HA!
Max of 17 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Web_Alternate won this battle!
6 ROUNDS
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- BITCH! You sound fucking ridiculous I'm furious
- I'll fucking cuss you and fuss you until powerless
- You faceless spineless fucking clueless fucking nameless
- I'll rearrange this ageless bitch cause he's Infamous
- I'll fuck you up up the ass so pull down the pants
- Ass female on this site turn around and dance
- Fanny man land this job your fond to romance
- Ya chance hoe they filming you In a gown glance
- Don't be making jokes like that you quadruple brat
- Bring ta hat I'll bring a bat Mortal Kombat
- Nick splat my thermostat you an acrobat
- I'll lay ya flat on ya back he's handicapped
- Felicia hardy she wants you hardly probably
- Currently with me fucks me pretty viciously
- And I know who loves MR Spidey I wrote It Seductions
- But he's too busy In ya ass banging and touching HA!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Your a LOSER a dumber dub a runner up/
- Lord knows what's up beat It scrub or I'll stunner up/
- Time to grow up the only grown up Is your butt/
- A carnivore for nuts haven't you whore enough/
- I'm disrespectful except too the respectful/
- And skillful your pitiful and unsuccessful/
- Your a bull full of stool by default uncool and Irrational/
- To my tactical arsenal of Insults jokes your untactful/
- On a losing streak so quit abusing me/
- Keep cruising the pee Image computing d/
- Infusing an anus and fusing a penis wee wee/
- Not confusing the fellas with wannabe Venus wee wee/
- Your calling yourself a poet no sir I'm the versifier/
- Here's a pass a fire for the cursed verse a liar/
- And Felicia watched and laughed as I broke your rotten jaw/
- Had her screaming HARDER HARDER and she hated your cotton balls///