DEFENDER'S RAP

• got 9 minutes to write 16 bars? man thats no problem,
• imma mother fuckin KING!! you a little gross goblin,
• im always smokin weed gettin paper with the hoes topplin,
• im no mother trucker cuz my flow consists of no stoppin,
• im player number 1, in control of the remote,
• i dont claim to know everythin but i know that you ain't dope,
• its like im using the ski lift while your climbing the slope,
• both of your knees broke, for you theres just no hope,
• after i find your body i keep your brain in my storage unit,
• don't think your punchlines are original cuz i already knew em,
• the bitches see JDaniels and instantly wanna do em,
• and he's spitting wicked bars the kind that makes you wanna sue em,
• im the lawn mower your a pour little flower,
• i show a lot of promise and a whole lot more power,
• i can do triple your days work in less then an hour,
• i come up with dope rhymes and spit em out cuz they sour