Battles J3nkS vs unanIMous
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I dont give a fuck, Just slinging rhymes, battle me.
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- yo, ha ha, ha ha
- If you wanna battle me then you better bring a noose
- cause Its gonna be a suicide if this is what you choose
- I'm like hitler pouring jews a glass of orange juice,
- agent orange used now your ancient foreign news
- like an asian in the nude making porn with a four inch dude
- Im eating porridge with june getting high before noon
- mr oregon's coming through I just stepped off the moon
- you look like your waiting in line to use the ladies room
- my rhymes hit like an asteroid to your mind, kaboom
- like a hemorrhoid that leaves your ass completely destroyed
- im a disaster to avoid im plastered and paranoid
- im casper on steroids capture you're air like you're void
- I think I was sent from hell to get every body annoyed, now
- I got chlamydia and I'm fucked in the head
- its time to get rid of ya like you sucked in the bed
- Break your tibia and filet your labia and
- use it as an insignia that Im still as Ill as Lybia
- Talk is fucking cheap so I aint fucking tipping ya
- you're a fucking broke ass and I'm done ripping ya
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I wish a motha fucka the best of luck! Ah
- cannable- eat emcee's for suppah!
- If this mic was a gat Id bust ya
- Dont trust ah
- shady white boy with ah sharp enough wit to cut ya
- Rush ya motha fuckaz
- like jakie chan and chris tuker!
- None othah than rush hour four- triads prepare to suffa
- Im scared of nothah
- and built toughah than them there Ford Truckaz
- Im such ah
- verbal attack i leave these beatz ruptured-
- Leave your brains punctured
- Soon as i hit the stage, i got this whole place bumpin!!
- In your face- Im rubbin
- My shit- and you faggots aint gon do nothin!
- Nuttin all over this game like some bitch that i just got done fuckin
- So get back to tuckin your dick between your legs and keep chucklin
- at assumptions you haters hear but fear to see me in public
- Yall are chickens, just a bunch of cluckin,
- Quit it fore i treat you like todays trees; get to "wood-chuckin"
- How much wood could a woodchuck chuck,
- If a woodchuck started CHUCKIN!??
- IM JUST Ah FUCKIN TOOTSIE POP that NEEDS A GOOD SUCKIN!!
- Second verse wasnt supposed to be there cuz i fucked it up