DEFENDER'S RAP

• I'm going to make it brief; fuck off and grab your suitcase/
• Take a trip; you're easily mad probably from a shoelace/
• I'm not sexist I'm just a dentist;
• I got my dick in your girls mouth like toothpaste; do I have your attention?
• No matter what day it is I'll whip up a can of whoop-ass on a sundae/
• I'm kidding butt, I was assed to say it;
• I'll grape your ass until.. escapes a massive poop/
• They say, "You're going bananas" or "You're a tough nut to crack"/
• Bitch I'm a tray of cashews with a taste of apple juice/
• You're allergic to me I got you at a loss of words;
• Sneezed and rearranged the Scrabble cubes/
• Like Clay Matthews I aim to tackle you; I want my quarter back!/
• You changed value; like Abraham to Jews/
• Fuck this world we're all in the same classroom I gotta take a stand to you?/
• I'll stand up to everyone all in one sitting; with the stature of a statue/
• I'm a rapper; you're a 'plan-to'/
• You're girlfriend is quite the ass clapper and don't get me started on her fat boobs/
• Sorry, I really can't apologize cuz the alcohol at the party made my condom hide/
• But hey, so did the texture... a possum died/
• Get it? It was playing dead as I offered life/
• Hmm what's left? I guess I'm your father right?