Battles  CarpullFunnel vs PoetProductions

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • my point ready, I'm so connected like getting stoned to the bone,
  • I think my finger joint is getting sweaty, drippin in luxury
  • accept that its healthy to be wrapped individually but no mummy,
  • stupid dummy Ill jack your ace if you bluffin playing with me jin rummy.
  • its sunny outside, but indoor grown home alone wont let us grow
  • and reach for the sky because the server is unknown like a dial tone,
  • can you hear me now? I wont speak without tweak, let meth odd man
  • smoke ol' dirty bastard's dome less like a nail, hella heads like a shark,
  • lurking as a gnark deep in the woods like a park until it turns dark,
  • the water is black like a heart attack, too much crack the pressure
  • takes measure on that pleasure like a douche, you wont need a bag for this fag,
  • squirt in the skin which pours from the nozzle, roll on this coaster its twizted colossal,
  • drive down Pasadena to experience Tatsu, fire breathing dragons like The Hobbit a fossil,
  • once I flip this brick, Ill be read like coal, and once the monoxide smolders ceilings its sold!
  • You dont understand your sitting on gold, you got to and brought food for the trip its gettin cold,
  • The teeth are clamping and tongue's centerfold, while its in with the new and about all the old.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • You better step off with the shit you mumbling, a weed tumbling
  • Im strumming the tune like Im a Bumble Bee humbling
  • Smack you with an A float over you with my B's
  • Skip your C-D and rock the beat with G's
  • Rap is tight, please, yeast infection dripping down his knees
  • Off to the Pawn with a Swan broach and a locket
  • Cocksucker is gone to the pond with two rocks and a socket
  • A piece of steel wool two ducats in his bill fold, right back pocket
  • Seen em' smoke so much rock its got him in the funky chicken loogie hawk it
  • Couldn't talk sense to em' if his heads the dealers door, don't knock it
  • Lines you couldn't pay to sell em homie jump all the way to the L, M, N, O, P
  • Such a bitch I got you to pay alimony for my matrimony
  • The fact you phony don't know me so sit back and blow me
  • Im a stack of loony lonely Raps that show me my sole B yell: hay homie
  • You know the reason you aint broke is I refused patrimony
  • Didn't wanna deny you you're Plaque with Toney
  • For the smallest Strufoli the best at chomping baloney
  • Plus that side dish is really Doughy looking like Floki

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