Battles  SammyShmurda vs unanIMous

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I wrote a scheme about a white rapper but anyone who wants the battle can catch an L

Max of 18 lines

THIS BATTLE IS OVER

SammyShmurda won this battle!

2 ROUNDS

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Battle on December 8 2015

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • You're a typical confused white dude in hip hop
  • You probably crip walk while bumping slip knot
  • Rhyme about that sizzurp but you only sip pop
  • No identity you should just quit. STOP
  • Imma go on Don't Flop cause I won't flop, Rachael Ray souffle
  • Throwing down bars that go over heads, Bobby Flay toupee
  • Killing this kid these hooks Sandy
  • You ain't said shit in this battle going in circles like the grand prix
  • I'd call this nerd Urkel but he don't matter to his family
  • The only way you win this battle is spam and I ain't talking bout the canned meat
  • I gave your girl cheese for head but she's not a fan of the Packers
  • My crew prime you've got a squad of non factors
  • You roll with a Funky Bunch but you ain't the Ted actor
  • This round'll slow him down, you gon' see red after
  • And then I'm racing off with green but this ain't a traffic stop
  • You're a cancer to the game, I've got the antidote no Travis Scott
  • My lines are fire for the majority yours aren't half as hot
  • This is just sad to watch you had a shot, now I've got mine let me grab my glock

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • I'm not cocky. I'M KILLIN IT! Confidence thru the cealin kid!
  • Want proof? You gettin it! My mission is making hitlists
  • 'til I've diminished competion! You aint pimpin? Prick,
  • Im switchin bitches quick as you switchin images for facebook pictures!
  • you simplistic-snitch-whack-twisted-kiss ass-bitches!!!
  • Get ass kickinz wheneva this track spins!!
  • Pen for a mac-10!! Im an assertive assasin!!
  • Its ME!!! COLD AS ICE! Oppose and get your throat sliced!!
  • Approaching me's like rolling dice
  • for hope you dont end up a ghost tonight!
  • Shhhiitt.. I know poltergiest that come over on poker night for some jokes and a bite!!
  • Then go show up for open mic just to punch the host of it's wife!!
  • Think this flow's tight?You should hear when I smoke and then write!
  • Annd I aint no wanna be Shady but for the compliment, THANK YOU!!!
  • Im from Maine.. so the only ice i gots an icacle to SHANK YOU!!!
  • LOSING AINT ONE OF THE THANGZ I DO
  • FOOLZ

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