Battles  ItsTheory vs Justin

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Smack 'em wit a dick.

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • //VERSE 1:
  • Now I see it's clear as a table with a crystal top,
  • little boy named Justin found dead from the pistol shots,
  • every time I spit a rhyme, man, Iraqi missiles drop,
  • never mind, commit a crime, man, his shit will rot,
  • make sure that he's dead now, "lyrics wrote it quick",
  • want deep? Then don't choke, deep-throat THIS DICK!
  • Clean and full, meaningful, drivin' right past him swervin',
  • that's the purpose, why battle? His rap is worthless,
  • little middle class suburban kid, my ass is perfect,
  • fuckin' up you kids, Catholic church, and after birth,
  • you're thrown down back to Earth, bitch eat the grass and dirt,
  • kill yourself for half a verse, spaced out like Captain Kirk,
  • smash the surface, burn like furnaces, stacked in an urn,
  • turn on the TV and burst it, re-furnish back in the fern,
  • man this shit isn't no Super-Bad, there's not much lovin',
  • we're brothers? Motherfucker, no, I say FUCK JUSTIN!

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • I'm a fucking rap experiment, hate in each emperical wire
  • I'll murder you in a battle like i murdered your verse In the collab lyrical fire!
  • I'm doper than you, this battle isnt fair
  • Me die with pistol shots? The only guns you've shot are the ones at the booths from the state fair!
  • You say you spit and bombs drop hah, whatever kid
  • I think you're pissed cuz the bombs dropped before your balls did!
  • Fucking Pussy, dissing me in the explore section
  • You're moms a janitor? Well she should take your raps
  • and add them to her fucking garbage collection!
  • All these lyrics are twisting, in these raps that i'm listing
  • In your moms janitor closet giving her a good fisting
  • Like "bitch stop resisting!"
  • Stupid fuck, great dissed you and you're to much of a bitch to diss him back
  • predict your angle of attack While having a heart attack in mid-stride of a jumping jack
  • While your mom sucks his fucking ball sac!
  • Great found a diss about me you did in the explore section where he explores
  • Fucking pussy, your mom should drop her mop and
  • Use YOU to mop the floors!

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