Battles Emsee_Sloth vs 6packHat
RULES
The defender was disqualified. Diss, no recording, at LEAST 15 lines.
Max of 25 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I don't need no introducin', just listen to the music, stupid
- Gee willikers,
- I'm the dark lord of Mordor, the villain, Morgoth's lieutenant
- you're just a villager of Middle-Earth, a peasant in Gondor,
- No worries, I ain't about the killing, sir, whachu' think I made the Orcs for?
- And so it begins, but your end is near, just get the point like Boromir, you know I will win.
- It's too late,
- Oh man, my ring is engraved, again I've risen from grave,
- I won't die today, just try and up deader than Samwise is Brave.
- My eyes burnin', I'm watchin' when your back is turned,
- This is easy, I could've killed you when I was back in Dol Guldur,
- Now I tower over lands, been There and Back Again,
- I have power over them, I gained it in a dark descent,
- you're so fucked, try and defend and I'll corrupt you like the Hearts of Men.
- Your battle is hopeless, you can't kill the fucking Necromancer,
- I'm sicker than Bilbo's fuckin' rectal cancer, unless you know where those ghosts is.
- I'm not of the people, you are not of my equals,
- I'm the awesomest evil, drivin' you crazy like Gollum or Smeagol,
- I'm so old, I've been here since before Isildur's sword broke and he was king,
- when Telcontar was Aragorn, before he was King of Anorn, I heard Melkor sing,
- I'm so bored of these things, I guess life ain't so precious when you're The Lord of The Rings
DEFENDER'S RAP
- yo emseesloth u so slow,
- u runnin would be an hour long show,
- why ya picha of a cat,
- why ya balls are black,
- they look like shit,
- like the color of ya spit,
- ya bitch,
- hey im not done yet,
- from ya profile picha ya look so high,
- but ya can't reach me im higher than the sky,
- so shut up bitch ya cant beat my rap,
- everybodys gonna gimmie a clap.