Battles LayZ vs Antivirus
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Your antivirus but you can't cure me cause like marburg i'm to sick,
- this is WWE cause I already got counters for the moves you pick,
- in the past i've been known to help new battlers but I ain't doing that today,
- cause i'm cutting you deep like a master at swordplay,
- battling me is something you need to rethink,
- cause you get pissed when people say you look like sully from monsters inc,
- that monsters inc bar wasn't a lie that's real shit,
- you said you wanna choke people who say that but I ain't choking that's proof you won't do shit,
- you won't win cause you can't spit colder then absolute zero,
- i'm saving rap cause it was stuck in the lowest lane so i'm stopping this time like hiro,
- cause as a antivirus you can't win your literally a man made antibody,
- you're like Noah's ark, you're built to barely stay afloat even if the foundations ain't shoddy,
- i'm going easy on this cunt like when a virgin asks you to do her slow,
- I been doing this for a while and suddenly everyone fucks with me like i'm J Lo,
- now I ain't gonna lie I took this battle just for an easy win,
- I did 10 minutes prep cause just for this battle i'm going christian so killing's a sin.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- hey Lay Z doesn't the Z come before the Y
- that diss was so bad it almost made me cry
- i'm like why do you even try
- all you are is an average white guy who thinks he is so fly
- now to think you can come and battle now that was really unwise
- and plus in you diss half the stuff didn't even rhyme
- now the part bout you sleeping with children that's a little fucked up
- let me ask you in your free time do you like to get butt fucked
- but i swear to god if you try to sleep with be your getting up chucked
- but i'm going easy on you so now that's enough
- no wait i'm telling you i still have more
- i've never rapped on rappad before
- but i'm teling once i'm done you'll have remorse
- rap is my lifestyle t you its just a chore
- now i done and we all know i won
- but just to let you know my story just begun