DEFENDER'S RAP

• Hello there, Miss "I'm new, pure, and all white,
• Welcome to the location of the SnakeBite,
• Though it's been well said, and many times before,
• You're new, but don't think I won't bring the gore,
• Too many people have been stepping to me with a blind fold on.
• All the rhymes you guys have put out makes me want to yawn,
• I'm more tired of you all than I am at the break of dawn,
• If you're a gamer, you'll understand that I'm much like Spawn.
• When I'm pissed, I spit complete and utter flames,
• Don't think I won't find you and start taking names.
• Don't think though, for one second that I don't care,
• Never fear, my darling sister snuggle bear.
• I'll always hold you close, and love you forever more,
• But please start making your rhymes less of a bore.
• I never go easy, even on the new and the loved,
• Just don't make yourself the one I've already shoved,
• Over a bridge, and straight down into Hell,
• You won't live long enough to be able to tell,
• Your children the story of the fight with the Snake,
• Because fuck boy, you're nothing but a fake.