DEFENDER'S RAP

• You actually said you "axed?" Man, that was dumb
• No wonder somebody asked why your rappin' sucks
• Stop tryin' to act like the cops are fascinated with you
• Cuz you just watch porn at home and have to spray in a tissue
• I actually read your rap, and in fact some lines are boring
• Internal rhymes, yeah they're fat, but your punchlines got me snoring
• Whatever you're attemptin' to sell, it's swell that you've got a story
• It's clear you're no Shakespeare but please adhere to some allegory
• You're not a dangerous game, you're flagrantly gay
• But you aimed to be fey so I say let your fragrance spray
• So I guess you should accept no one's impressed with what you say
• I would appreciate it if you'd display just as you say and crawl away
• You can't compare to my shit like this is Egypt, I'm Isis
• I'd beat you without thinkin', even drunk like Dionysus
• I'll hurt you like a Persian tryin' to perp on Leonidas
• I'm certain that your verse is just the host and I'm the virus