Battles  JJRR vs SnakeBite

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

SnakeBite won this battle!

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Battle on November 19 2015 and Battle on January 9 2016

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • You see lots of people use rap as a way to escape reality
  • And if you want to make fun of what people rhyme 'bout, jump
  • off a balcony.
  • Fuck it, get a taste of your own medicine, here is your dissection, fluke.
  • You said you're free of diseases that are sexually transmitted,
  • Yeah because nobody wants to have sex with you.
  • I don't even how y'all think this chick rhymes proper,
  • When she sees this drum,
  • She'll throw her hands in the air like a live concert.
  • You're not an MC, just an emo attention whore bitch queer,
  • Blade to your mouth, that's how you properly get your lips pierced.
  • I admit, the whole highway scheme was stolen, but it was my first battle.
  • I was nervous, and really, it wasn't even that much of a bomb line.
  • At least I'm not a social outcast pretending to be a snake online.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • So the kid gets to decide if my rhymes are proper,
  • Does he seriously think he's an MC off World Wide Chopper.
  • Your insults against me are too horrific to even glance at twice,
  • You write like your eyesight is worse than the three blind mice.
  • You make it difficult to still care so much about these pointless disses,
  • Come here, I'll make you feel better with one of my deathly kisses.
  • So being free of disease that is sexually transmitted,
  • Automatically makes someone not want to be fully committed.
  • You need to make sense before stepping to me once more,
  • Because at the moment, you're lying on the floor.
  • I will always rise above you, no matter what you may think,
  • And if you believe you've hurt me, go tell it to your shrink.
  • I'm ending this pointless fucking waste of time,
  • Stop trying to win against me, and go suck on a lime.
  • You'll find it much sweeter than my impertinent attitude,
  • After this I'll leave you bloody, bleeding, and perfectly subdued.

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