Battles panther5dead vs PoetProductions
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Ever since I was a baby sucking on my mommas titty,
- I knew that my rap skillz was really fucking shitty.
- But my father he told me it´s all in the attitude,
- so you all better bow down and show me some fucking gratitude.
- I might not be a master typing stuff on my keyboard,
- but after this rap I have people following me like a horde.
- I entered Nave like a lost clueless little nOOb,
- and the first thing to hit me was this fine ass ladie boob.
- Like a real gentlemen I asked her: What´s up bitch?
- Seconds later she killed me and dumped me in a ditch.
- I went to a priest who ended up reveving my poor ass,
- my first few steps in Nave was like walking on broken glass.
- As I walk through the valley of no skillpints and no magic,
- this nOOb will get killed and its nothing but tragic.
- Somebody better show me a good fucking tutorial,
- if not you will soon be reading my memorial.
- Laugh all you want when you kill me cause I suck as a noob,
- Ill be laughing lauder when this rap goes viral on youtube.
- As I grind through low level monsters you feel nothing but glee,
- but my skillpoints comes fast now so get ready to flee.
- Now I´ve trained for weeks killing these silly rabbits,
- soon killing all you players will be one of my habits.
- Yeah, it´s fucking hard being a nOOb in Mortal,
- maybe I should just go and play something like Portal.
- No fuck that shit I´m all about the sandbox,
- Now I´m roaming Nave so you better change your locks.
- Tough luck fool cause I raised my skill in lockpick,
- now I´m coming atcha with another badass dropkick
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Verse 2
- Now what you gotta be is free, as free as you can be
- Bring out the best in you, because I bring out the best in me
- I invest in me because it’s a fact the rest can just rest at ease
- I wear a vest in these streets because these peeps be testing me
- Wrecking me on a beat or not these dumb fucks try disrespecting me
- My pep is to rep my peeps till death do us part cuz we the G’s
- To come and go as we please violence in these streets with these G’s
- Poppin’ off selling yak smack crack and these trees, for the milk bread butter and the cheese
- We do what we please even when the cops come in full SWAT yelling FREEZ!!!
- Fuck YOU! You come to fuck with me you’ll be as dead as the last dumb fuck to fuck with me
- fucked is he who thinks we won’t fuck with you, we don’t give a fuck for you
- Will do what the fuck we gotta do even if it means commin’ up and wetting up your entire crew
- So go and hire you someone the coroner will half to inquire who?
- Or what the fuck could have possibly did this to you, I just disfigured you
- From the tip of your head to your little member man
- Just remember I can be the bigger and the better man so just understand
- Being up in this game you gotta love it, yah every part of it
- You push whale I shove it that my dick in your ass you act a covet
- A convict you covet you try and be better than Konvict and say you above it
- But you aint above shit, acting like O.J., if the glove don’t fit you must acquit
- You act like you got balls and muster it, but your just a fucken cluster shit
- You fucking stupid shit, I aint gotta make sense when I spit this shit
- What is this shit? I don’t know but I just made this fucking bitch go a quit
- Just know this shit that I just spit, yah everyone will notice it
- They will hold this shit and know every fucking word that I just spit
- And I’m just it the, new wave, White Rapper, and I will never quit
- Even if I’m shot, burned, pissed on and my throat is slit
- A can of whoop ass I’ma open it so all you need to know is this
- (Bridge X2)